9/11: Noises Off
Put yourself in the pilot seat of a 757 passenger jet. You're at 30,000 feet. Its a perfect morning. No wind, no rain, no turbulence, no problems. All of a sudden every light on the communications panel goes out. All channels, receive and send, are dead to the world, even the crew intercom won't work.You then see an F16 fighter on your port wing. Amazingly you can hear the fighter pilot in your headset. He tells you there is a hostile threat to your aircraft and you must follow the F16 to a safe landing site. You follow for ten minutes then the F16 pilot hands you over to a military air-traffic-controller who talks you into a safe landing at a military base.
As you are coming to a stop the controller tells you there is a possible biological threat on your aircraft but don't worry. Just stay put while the ground crew flush it out. An Oxygen tanker pulls-up alongside. The ground crew quickly connect a pipe to the jets air conditioning system. Twenty-seconds later you and everyone else in the aircraft have choked to death on cyanide gas...
Study President Bush’s face when he was allegedly told. "America is under attack."
In fact, he was actually told.
"Some bastards have stopped Cheney’s remote control boys crashing a plane near the school and the same bastards stopped the WTC7 and Pentagon look-a-likes taking-off."
At this point Bush had no idea if Cheney could contain the bastards - who could easily arrest Bush for High Treason and hang the repugnant little shit before sundown...
